![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:01 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
All it had was a cold air intake, headers and an exhaust. It’s probably definitely a full second faster in the quarter mile than my 430hp Corvette. Because Vtec > LS
He used to race Ferrari’s, 911's, and M3's, but nothing was as fast as his Civic.
I asked him if it had the V4 engine, and he said, “yeah, man, that Vtec V4 cylinder. Faster than any Lambo or Rari’!”
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:06 |
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This is the car he uses to uber ride people around in?
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:08 |
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No, he Ubers a Chevy Cruze. I can only assume the Civic got wrecked or impounded.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:10 |
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I’ve found with people like this it’s best to smile and nod and say “wow yeah nice man” every now and then and eventually they’ll stop.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:12 |
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Uber doesn’t allow you to Uber in anything older than 10 years. Less than that in some places.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:13 |
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Oh, well this one time, I owed Dom a 10 second car, and then he smashed his charger, and I got fired from my job, but I was dating his sister who makes good crustless tuna sandwiches.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:13 |
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It’s 2004 in my area. Regardless 94 civic wouldn’t be allowed.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:21 |
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I bet that V4 question felt good.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:24 |
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Bullshit, asshole, nobody likes the tuna.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:31 |
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It met an untimely death due to an unfortunate incident involving Nitrous Oxide Systems and open flames after some Japanese punks on bikes shot at it with sub-machine guns, probably.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:33 |
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Tuna is a fish. It may not ACTUALLY be a sandwich I’m referring to.... but it’s delicious.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:36 |
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Danger to manifold!!!!
![]() 09/24/2017 at 20:41 |
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So may times I have used this, so many.
![]() 09/24/2017 at 21:21 |
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Ok, I was coming in here to say “how did he get Uber to waiver his 23 year old car as a driver” but then I read about the Cruze. So I will just give you this:
![]() 09/24/2017 at 21:25 |
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“He used to race Ferrari’s, 911's, and M3's, but nothing was as fast as his Civic.” Were they aware he was racing them?
![]() 09/24/2017 at 23:26 |
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I had an uber driver tell me he had a Scion TC that he swapped to rear wheel drive and threw down 600 hp and he smoked a “twin turbo ‘vette” in.
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they had LS-Vtec before the Civette
![]() 09/29/2017 at 16:48 |
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...well this one time at band camp...